I am afraid that you need to go back to Linux. They do all that bleeding anus stuff that you want. (c) 2008 M. Peereboom
You are wasting your time “thinking about” things. As Yoda would say,
do or don’t do. If your reaction is, “well, I can’t do”, then please be
assured, OpenBSD is not the corporate world, we don’t need “managers”
who claim to think, but can’t do.
(c) Nick Holland 25.03.2013